Homemade signs

So the council woman whose signs are not complying with State Board of Elections rules refuses to correct her mistakes. She is showing the town her true self. Something I guess as residents have always needed to see. As you can see in the above post, she plans on continuing to break one law or one rule as she see fit. Wake up Haymarket, it time for new faces. We need to break out of this "Good ol boy" network and get to business.

Someone by the name of Hoffman,one of the new candidates for a Town Council seat is in violation of whos who's statute on "paid by" on campaign materials. More on this as the story develops.....the comedyhaymarket will attempt to find out if this is a nole proces violation.

You may vote for the person who has the town council signs that only you speak of. Its ok, last I heard the state run voting booths are private and discreet. While you are at it, vote for all the incumbents, get yourself on the winning side!

I personnaly thank each one of the new candidates who have already stepped up and taken a part in the management and development of Haymarket with the incumbents. These new people, who have already come forward to help, have the fortitude, education, and have expressed a sincere desire to work with the incumbents. They have already expressed their ideas and along with the incumbents have made some pre-plans that are in the development stages that are pragmatic by nature and will benefit all residents of Haymarket VA.

As posted above, voting booths are private. But why would you elect people to sit on a council for 2 more years and not accomplish anything. Haymarket, the winning side is new faces, not old has been. Haymarket come out to Vote on May 2nd, make a difference in the town. Vote for what’s right. Look at the current candidates, look at there motivations. Some of the candidates don’t care about a title, there only drive is to get a job done. We have a great opportunity now to help Haymarket prosper. Now lets do it.

In other comedy of haymarket news this morning:

The above subject - a paid for by message - was found on a campaign sign on Jordon Ln.

Whos who is expected to make another inspection of campaign signs on Tuesday immediately after the Easter weekend, on the hit list are:

1) Whos who is expected to research into how many of one person's campaign signs can be located on a resident's property in and outside of haymarket. Look for a new addition to whos who's statute of law on this one.
2) In a surprise phone call by tim to whos who - please do not go after the people with the homemade campaign signs for that one sign that my colleague from Jordan Ln says is on a state right-of-way until I get a chance to move my 9 signs from the intersection of Rt 55 & RT 15, and the I 66 off ramp to Haymarket, ok?
CTP added, why can the candidates not post campaign signs where they want when real estate offices can. Whos who is suppose to introduce a statute of law that makes it illegal for real estate offices as well as soon as whos who can make it up.

In other comedy around Haymarket news this morning:
3) No Haymarket Police Officer(s) on duty last Monday evening. Scientist tell us that an answer for everything can be found in mathematical equations....Ok, I did some basic math.....5 officers - one is out sick or on comp time or on vacation or (I dont know) sebatical? - geeze I want a job with Haymarket, all those benefits, anyway, that leaves 4; pretty much elementary. hmmmmmmmmmm....ok, easy enough so far.....(24x7) - (4 X 40)= 8...there you go (darnit, I am good), that explains why no Haymarket Police Officers were on duty on April 10 during the domestic confrontation at McDonalds. Do you suppose that her husband has a Haymarket Police Officer schedule and planned when to abuse her??????????????
4) trash man set forth his promise to preceed to sue comedyhaymarket. The first step was completed over the weekend - all 3 million mikes, tims, bobbies, who use profanity, were subpeoned by whos who; trash man is expected to hear from JET America, and all those people who's initials are J.E.T. No more is expected to develop.
5) Whos who, in an on going attempt to "get something on Glen", along with backup by the moderators and webmaster, did a surprise raid on glenp's ip address. Unfortunately glenp and his girlfriend where not located at that ip address.
6) glenp has not been seen recently on this website. I heard he is suffering from writer's cramp.
7) CTP has recently been seen at the Prince William County district court for traffic violations on Thursdays. Wonder if he is a state witness for whos who's statute of law misdemeanor cases; wonder which media editor is covering all those cases. ahahahahahhahahaha....sorry, this rumor really tickled my funny bone. aHAHAHAHHahahahahahah

Sorry, just have to say...love this site.. Makes me laugh everytime I log in. To think one little town could be full of so much drama.
Come on people do we really dislike each other that much? We are nit picking over signs now?? bumper stickers.... whos working whos not working.... I personally think its great we have so many people wanting to get involved in our town and are running for council. If I could handle the extra responsibility and had the mentality for it I would run too. But I think I'll stick to watching you all hash it out. Im having hard enough time keeping up with the who did what and who is being scandalous. ~sits back grabs a bag of popcorn and props up feet~ Keep up the entertainment please. :)

Incidently I had a former supervisor of elections for this area take a look at the campaign signs; they comply with the Commonwealth of Virginia Election guidelines. Now once again "whos who"'s statue of law ............ never mind, I am going to just ignore whatever "whos who" posts again.